cranking the hog

Masturbation, usually in a more aggressive manner.

Hey man, I was cranking the hog last night and my roommate almost walked in.

by Astrobadgr March 26, 2017

cranked

If someone has been provoked or wound up enough to get annoyed, respond angrily, or lose their cool, they have been cranked - or they are cranked. The word is then often employed on its own to crank them even further.

See also: To crank, crankage.

Person 1: Haha, that game lacks creative vision.
Person 1: STFU it's a great game you idiot.
Person 2: Cranked.

Person 3: You're all a bunch of knobheads, why don't you leave me alone!
Everyone: Person 3 is cranked.

by KevstarSpillmaster February 12, 2012

Crank dat Soulja boy

verb:
To masturbate (crank that soldier boy)

John didn't bring anyone home so he proceeded to crank dat Soulja boy

by Erkkiboy February 14, 2008

Crankenhouse

A bastardization of the German word "Krankenhaus" meaning hospital. The place you go when you are cranked.

He whent to the crankenhouse cuz he broke his face

by S Dizzle January 12, 2004

crank sesh

a session where you sit there and masturbate. crankin ur dick

Ricky: Ali, you wanna come over and paly madden?

Ali: Naw, my parents are out of town, so i think im just gonna go home and have a nice crank sesh

by rickyyyyy June 10, 2007

crank it out

Get shit done

i need you to get busy and crank it out

by PrimeNick February 11, 2014

crank it up and rip the knob off

An 80's term meaning to crank up the volume on a boombox and rip the knob off so nobody can turn it down.

Boombox: (song starts playing)
Guy: This is my favorite! Crank it up and rip the knob off!

by Amethyst Watermelon September 5, 2016