1. nonsence, hogwash, bilge, absolute bull, a waste of time and/or money, a sham. It's bogus - totally. Sometimes referred to as a "crock of crap" or a "crock of shit".
2. a container, such as a pot or kettle. This type of vessel is often used for cooking or washing or concocting or mixing.
3. brand name for a certain type of electric cooking pot that will cook delicious meals for during the day while you are occupied with other things. Just stir the food up every once in a while. Versatility and technology together!
2. a container, such as a pot or kettle. This type of vessel is often used for cooking or washing or concocting or mixing.
3. brand name for a certain type of electric cooking pot that will cook delicious meals for during the day while you are occupied with other things. Just stir the food up every once in a while. Versatility and technology together!
1. You call yourself a Christ-i-an. I think you're a hypocrite. You call yourself a patriot. Well I say you're a crock of shit. - Mick Jagger
Take THAT, neo-cons!
2. Bubble bubble toil and trouble. The three witches in MacBeth are stirring up their gunk in a steaming crock.
3. Phillip's suculent pot roast dinner was waiting for him in the Crock Pot when he came home from work.
Take THAT, neo-cons!
2. Bubble bubble toil and trouble. The three witches in MacBeth are stirring up their gunk in a steaming crock.
3. Phillip's suculent pot roast dinner was waiting for him in the Crock Pot when he came home from work.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice March 26, 2010
Get the crock mug.To make prepackaged baked goods.
Use of this term is meant to replace the word "bake". It acknowledges the absence of baking skills so no one confuses literacy with talent.
Can be used with products of other names.
Use of this term is meant to replace the word "bake". It acknowledges the absence of baking skills so no one confuses literacy with talent.
Can be used with products of other names.
by Seriously this is ridiculous February 4, 2009
Get the Betty Crocker mug.In a way similar to the anonymous character's of the infamous butter commercials who communicate using two fingers, two finger swipe your girlfriend's (or boyfriend's) butt, just enough to obtain some butt butter, then jam your fingers into their nostrils.
I am going to country crock your ass!
You got country crocked.
Jack just gave his girlfriend Jill the old country crock!!!
You got country crocked.
Jack just gave his girlfriend Jill the old country crock!!!
by Dirty Jon March 5, 2011
Get the country crock mug.The act of resting each ball on the chicks eyes, and beating it till you bust on her face, then you rest your shaft along the bridge of her nose. If performed successfully the placement of your balls and shaft should resemble Davey Crocket's classic raccoon hat.
Last night I got so hammered, I picked up this diiiirrrrty hood-rat and pulled "A Davey Crocket" on her so I wouldnt have to look at her ugly mug.
by Remik-ton Steele August 25, 2006
Get the Davey Crocket mug.Davy Crockett is a descriptive term for the action of taking your drunken/passed out buddys face and burrying it in your exposed crotch. Once head has been burried, you must position your mule and balls on top of their head, whilst ensuring proper draping over the back of the skull. This has a striking resemblence to the coon skinned hat that Davy Crocket wore with his Scouting apparel. This is the most extreme party action that can be performed before you get to the level of insertion and/or date rape.
Victim: Awwwhruphf, I feel like shit what happened last night?
Me: Let me show you on my digital Camera!
Victim: What the F!?
Me: You got the Davy Crockett! Hah!
Victim: Dude, you're an asshole!
Me: Let me show you on my digital Camera!
Victim: What the F!?
Me: You got the Davy Crockett! Hah!
Victim: Dude, you're an asshole!
by Back Door Moe November 16, 2006
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Mike: OMG, Will got a crock pot.
Megan: Did I tell you about that? Isn't that awesome?
Mike: Yeah, NOT awesome.
Mike: OMG, Will got a crock pot.
Megan: Did I tell you about that? Isn't that awesome?
Mike: Yeah, NOT awesome.
by ChuckChaser69 June 11, 2009
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