Crooked Neck Bitch 

One of those girls in the pics that friend request you and they're pointing you to a sex website. They all have their necks titled to the side... thus the term, "Crooked Neck Bitch"

Me: I just got a friend request from some chick that wants me to click her sex website...

My friend: "You mean a crooked neck bitch sent you a request?"

Crooked Neck Bitch by lttlmtn July 19, 2017

Crooked Eye

Crooked Eye Adjective - when a person in a relationship is always checking out other people.

Look at that guy with his girlfriend while he’s checking out the other girls. That dude has a Crooked Eye.

Crooked Eye by the PITA son October 15, 2017

crooked seven

When talking about a girl a crooked seven equals a one.

"Honey you think my friend is pretty?" "Yeah she's a crooked seven."

crooked seven by MoPetes17 May 14, 2018

crooked dab 

it's the gay version of dabbing

daniel: "dab"

max: "no that's too straight"

daniel: "o, you're right..crooked dab"

crooked dab by praisemeimgaysus June 30, 2018

Crooked Crack 

When a person doesn't have his pants in straight and is moved offset to the right or left.

Tony didn't put his pants on correctly and are off to the side, it looks like he has a crooked crack.

Crooked Crack by steammustachio May 31, 2020

crooked down 

I was so tired of hearing "straight up" as a blanket response to nearly anything I decided to start hitting people back with "crooked down" to throw 'em off maybe make em think a little before moving on.

A response to "straight up" when the answer is in the negative.

She was surprised when I asked, "straight up?", and said, "'crooked down' silly, it was just a joke".

crooked down by BadBob816 September 28, 2021

Crooked River Ranch 

A place a bunch of yuppies move to, to think they live in the "country" and complain about everything. The slowest driving place you'll ever drive in your life. Nosey ass neighbors and dogs/cats running around like a fuckin petting zoo. Deer are suicidal, they're dead on the road everywhere. Did we mention slow driving?

Holy christ, you most live in crooked River ranch. The gas pedal is on the fuckin right!!

Crooked River Ranch by Wakner03 December 5, 2021