Cramptual

The feeling one has when experiencing cramps for an extended period of time.

I am feeling very cramptual today.

by Noleb June 10, 2022

Compton Form Factors

A term only recognized by hyper-nerds and tryhards. People throw it around here and there to sound smart but nobody really knows what it means. Heck even google can't figure out what it means. Also called CFFs.

Interviewer: So what kind of experience do you have
You: Yeah so I've trained machine learning models to uncover the compton form factors from kinematics DVCS utilizing Global GPDs and optimizing the current inference variables in the field
Interviewer: sir this is a starbucks

by riptonyripmarvel August 18, 2023

Matthew Compton

Matthew is the most amazing person in the world and deserves every piece of this universe.

Matthew Compton is a very lover able person

by Bethanharris February 16, 2021

the compton school

where year 7s think they're roadmen when really they dont know how to speak a fucking word of english

hey where do u go mate?
the compton school
kill yourself you fucking year 7 pussy

by tumarto February 6, 2022

compton

A fairly small city outside of L.A.. Though not extremely large in population, the entire population that lives in Compton will not think twice about shooting any random nigga that walks by. If, somehow, your life has sunk to the point where you now live in compton, you have officially hit rock bottom. Known only for it's blood soaked ghettos, violent gangs, and daily drug deals, I am officially declaring Compton the NUMER ONE MOST DANGEROUS GHETTO IN AMERICA!

Compton is the only ghetto where a man can kill 4 people in a day, steal some babies, sell a whole bunch of Angel Dust, and still not make the news.

by Zuke September 5, 2008

Compton

A dastardly act that can be used as both a verb and noun. To be late, unreliable, undependable, a no show, due to being inconsiderate and selfish. To pull a Compton is usually followed by often used and repeated lame ass excuses i.e. "I overslept" or "My cell phone died" etc. without taking proper measures to correct said problem or mistake; making it an excuse and not a reason for unacceptable behavior. Another characteristic is passive aggressive bullshit due to a failure to face conflict like a man.

Person 1, "Man, where is Mike? He is 4 hours late!"
Person 2" "I don't know, Mike is pulling a Compton"

OR

Person 1, "Where's Mike, he agreed to come out and hang out?"
Person 2, "Mike is a no show again, Mike is pulling a Compton."

Person 1, "Mike, why haven't you answered your cell phone?"
Person 2, "Oh man, I forgot to charge my cell."
Person 1"You've had a cell phone for years now, you do know you need to charge it? Or Are you just pulling a Compton, Mike?"

by growns-ass-man January 18, 2011

Mr Crompton

1. (Noun) An aging tracksuit wearing hermit infamous for trapping unwaring young people in a freezing stare and "treating" to horrible, boring tales of sodomy.

Believed to be based on the main character from Coolidge's "The Ancient Mariner" he is infact based on the nightmares of young children.

Copying the behaviour of humans he has observed Crompton attempts to make places for people to live but he fails beacuse he is shit.

2. (Verb) Doing a headstand while having your prostrate glands manipulated with a large kipper.

3. -'ed'(Adjective) To roll around in shit for a year and pay £1000 for the privelage.

1.

Sandra: "Thanks to Mr Crompton I know how much blood should be in a healthy stool sample"

Elaine: "Thanks to Mr Crompton I know the stress tolerance of inferior wood against my back."

Sandra: "Thats what I said"

2. A fat lass tried to give me a Mr Crompton last night, she tried to dominate me.

3. I got (Mr) Cromptoned now I chew the wrappers off Iceland casseroles for food, but if I prop the wrappers against the wall they reduce the risk of cave ins.

by The Wedding Guest April 9, 2010