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cristal

The name of a champagne produced exclusively by Louis Roderer, popularized to mainstream by big-label hip-hop artists such as P. Diddy, Jay-Z, and J.D.

A pricey celebration wine that is often used to illustrate an expensive and lavish lifestyle of conspicuous consumption by the mainstream but in actuality considered an excellent champagne by experienced tasters.

Ironically, it is now vocally outcasted by the same hip-hop artists that popularized the wine to mainstream urban culture as a result of recent comments made by the company's new managing director.

Also compared with other expensive Champagnes such as Dom Perignon, and Krug.

Characterized by its uniquely clear bottle and celophane wrapper.

An excellent candidate as a Veblen good.
We got the Bacardi and Cristal mixin in two's
Knowin in the mornin I be feelin the blues - Jermaine Dupri
by Arthur or chino1127 November 28, 2006
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crispteezy

means yo gear is crisp and fresh
Shaniqua:hey baby yo shirt is crispteezy boo!
Rc: yea fo sho
by RCWEEZY October 21, 2006
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Walker's Ready Salted Crisps. So called, because thehy come in red packaging.
Contain levels of salt so high, excess consumption can cause preservative effects (thereby, making you immortal!)

In no way related to the gang(crips)
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Crapstain

A sentence or series of idiotic, stupid, 'funny' and generally irrelevant comments which have no meaningful bearing on the conversation, and can often lead to a lot of taunting towards the person/s who said the sentence or comments.
Person: "Do you like cheese?"
Person 2: "Yes but I think you'll find it's much nicer when you rub it all over your body first"
Everyone else: "Oh my God that's such a crapstain!"
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