passionfruit crumble

A way to describe something hard or dry. Often given as an example to Martin's cooking during a bake off

'My mouth is as dry as a passionfruit crumble'

'This brick is as hard as a passionfruit crumble'

by TSNS October 12, 2011

that's the way the cookie crumbles

1) Phrase. Refering to standard procedure or shit happening.

2) never into your mouth

2) Feminazi: where's your dick going?


Skinny geek: where the cookie does not go, I don't go. wtf?


Feminazi: that's right, feminists don't give head.

by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004

Apple Crumble Flavoured Apache Attack Helicopter

A person who identifies as an Apple Crumble Flavoured Apache Attack Helicopter uses the pronouns Quo/Quaoi and generally has purple or green hair

Person 1: "What is that girl doing?"
Person 2: "Sorry, but i am not a 'girl'. I identify as an Apple Crumble Flavoured Apache Attack Helicopter and us the pronouns Quo/Quaoi

by Slang_Expert_2022 January 11, 2022

crumblephilia

the act of engaging in sexual relations with crumbling objects.

"Alicia! Stop having crumblephilia with that cookie!"

by black_siren November 20, 2007

creemble

The Boob of an old woman

Dude, yesterday I had to sit at the principle's office and look at her creembles.

by dirtypwnstar November 14, 2011

crumblebum

someone who leaves crumbs of food in the space where he was eating

my four year old child is a crumblebum

by gpajoe December 15, 2011

crumblemuff

A crumbly muffin, and/or weird textured vagina.

"That bitch had a crumblemuff like you wouldn't believe."

by crumblemuff1 April 12, 2014