crayon

A person who is usually referred to as a spastic.

Usually used in conjuction with the word muncher.

As in "you crayon muncher"

Jerry is such a crayon... Isn't he?

by Gary Coulter June 7, 2004

blue crayon

the blue crayon is typically the most used crayon in a box... therefore a person who is a blue crayon is used...a lot...and well, basically it's just a nice phrase for slut.

Dude, that chick is such a blue crayon. Everyone uses her.

by jatri August 20, 2011

crayon

a swedish delicacy, a garnish for barbequed children

"Dude, how could you forget the crayons with dinner?!"

by theawesomeoneee February 10, 2010

clayson

A twat who thinks he's hard because he slaps women around.

"I kicked clayson's miserable fucking head in after I caught him beating on his woman"

by Jerry Winston September 9, 2003

ass crayon

When a woman is passed out, either from her own actions or by way of your rufies, the act of fucking her in the ass wildly and then drawing doodles on her sheets using your feces-stained penis.

These actions may be repeated until said drawing is complete.

That passed out bitch didn't appreciate that I ass crayoned her bed.
- or -
I have a wicked yeast infection in my foreskin from using my ass crayon too much.

by scorpionmintred December 28, 2003

Crayon Eater

Nickname for a UK army cadet given to them as most, if not all, are idiots who do not understand that crayons are not food. Yes Jimmy this im talking about you, and i know it was just once but you still did it.

Look at that crayon eater over there. What a wierdo

by Fjfjfjfhfjfhfjfhfh June 12, 2018

break your crayons

assertivness in the form of zero tolerance for disrespect, and taking no bullshit; yet being respectful of others. Who needs to bitch people out when you can tell them the truth. Truth breaks people just as easily as it is to accidentally break a crayon.

"I'm about to break his crayons if he doesnt man up."

Jane "break your crayons" Doe

by giraffesarecooolerthanyou June 6, 2012