Crap Dusting

accidentaly shitting your pants as a result as an over zealous attempt to crop dust.

"dude, i tried to crop dust the library, but i ended up crap dusting it"

"you still got the pants?"

by famousfrank January 15, 2009

crap ton

A measure of volume; equal to the amount of space that 2,000 lbs of crap displaces.

There is a crap ton of pizza in the kitchen.

by Imperial Measurements Inc. September 8, 2013

Crapability

How bad a thing, or someone, can be. The opposite of(credibility)

That deal was rejected due to its high level crapability

by shabbooo7 December 13, 2010

Crap Zapper

A yet to be introduced, novel invention that dematerializes all feces from all species when it’s special rays hit the shit and there’s nothing left to have to pick up.

So to make every walk with your canine buddy the very best, all you have to do is aim the Crap Zapper at the pile of dogshit and BLAMMO, it's all gone in an instant!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 18, 2020

sperm cramps

When a males genitalia overloads up with an immense amount of sperm; causing mild to moderate discomfort and damage to the ballsack.

I keep getting sperm cramps and it hurts very badly.

by Charles Borky November 21, 2022

Jam a bastard in it you crap

Jam a bastard in it you crap! is something Mom from futurama said before slapping her son.

Mom: Jam a bastard in it you crap!
Son: Ow!

by DJ BioDiesel May 25, 2009

rap is crap

Bad music. shoudent be considered music. overplayed and has too many followers. makes you wanna take a dump all over what ever sort of rap your listing to.

Omfg what is this rap is crap. *shits on the speaker*.

by Dylan. September 16, 2007