carpet walkers

"White collar" or middle manager workers, usually located in cube farms or front offices of manufacturing plants, so called because their work space is carpetted instead of bare concrete.

"The system always slows down when the carpet walkers come in around 8am."

by StBill May 25, 2012

craper jack

some one who craps in some ones car on a hot day

hey dj do u want to go to my house
sure lets go
they get in car
some laid a craper jack in my car

by brockett January 28, 2009

Crapey

A word used to describe that particular brand of weirdo that is not only creepy, but looks pretty rapey too.

"Who's that crapey looking guy over there?"
"I don't know, but I'm pretty sure he sniffs bike seats outside the library"

by kipz December 18, 2012

carpet creeper

when you fart, and its a silent one, and it creeps under peoples noses, and it lingers in the air for a while

''ahhh, what is that smell, its making me sick''

'' it was a carpet creeper''

by ronaldo17 March 16, 2009

Carpenter's Wet Dream

A woman with small breasts and loose morals.

Suzie is a "Carpenter's Wet Dream". She's flat as a board and easy to nail.

by The Original Big Daddy G April 28, 2009

Cape Tormentine

A nearly abandoned town on the Atlantic Coast. Prior to the opening of the Confederation Bridge to PEI it was a booming town due to the ferry service running to PEI which provided many jobs for the people and helped its economy. When the bridge was finished and opened in 1997 the ferry service was shut down and over 600 people lost their jobs as a result. Faced with no jobs most people were forced to leave the town and find employment elsewhere. Most of the ferry terminal and wharf structures were dismantled as well as most of the buildings in the town except for a few which are slowly decaying. It is essentially a ghost town now except for the last holdouts,fishermen and a crumbling wharf and a few buildings left to tell of what once was.

I went to Cape Tormentine it was deadly still and I did not see a single soul while I was there.

by bubbzzzz February 12, 2010

carpetblogger

A blogger who writes about a geographic region or subject matter he/she is not familiar with in order to gain notoriety, financial gain, or increased internet traffic.

This New York carpetblogger was bragging about how he and his peeps are going to come down to New Orleans and tell the true story of Katrina, what a douche.

by Dambala December 17, 2009