Crackinest

Crackinest (adj.) that is what is of the coolest, the best of the best, where all the fuckin' funny shit is, unpredicable jargon, with a black-brother twist

(Example: Big Pimpin has the most crackinest page on facebook

He threw the most crackinest party ever!

My circle of friends are the most crackinest.

by Mama Beez May 10, 2010

Crackied

Crackied refers to the post back cracking state of being

My back now feel so crackied

by Blondinka May 28, 2010

cracking on some jimmies

Eating beef jerkey while cracking your toes.

Just hanging out...cracking on some jimmies.

by shauna blakney October 21, 2010

Cracking a Gong

Hitting your girlfriend so hard with your penis it makes a vibrating noise.

Guy: Dude, I was cracking a gong on my girlfriend so hard that it looks like Holk Hogan beat the living shit out of her.

by CabbageMan572 July 28, 2018

Cracking the Lid of the Ark

A term reserved for when you have a bowel movement, or fart, that is so putrid that everyone the general vicinity is struck down by its face melting power.

The name is in reference to the famous scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark, in which the Ark of the Covenant is opened and all bystanders are swiftly killed by its immense power. Some even had the misfortune of having their faces melt.

While standing in the checkout line at Walmart I was overcome by the need to fart. To relieve pressure, I reluctantly started cracking the lid of the Ark. Once released, everyone in line was immediately incapacitated by its face melting power!

by Showstick September 26, 2018

Cracking

To anal someone

Bro I was full cracking Angela last night

by ethandefinition December 4, 2019

cracking the whip

When you accidentally drop the charging part or, micro usb-b connector for your phone charger, possibly damaging the charger and wire if dropped hard enough.

Bro 1: What happened to your charger?

Bro 2: I cracking the whip so many times on it that it broke.

by lionlionlion April 25, 2020