Chowder Cow

Originally a military strategy, the Chowder Cow is a sexual act in which two sweaty obese men super-glued in the 69 position are thrown from a helicopter into a tornado while experiencing simultaneous projectile diarrhea and fellating one another. Each man's left thumb is deeply inserted into the other's anus, resulting in two powerful cone-shaped fountains of liquid feces spraying in opposite directions as the spiraling, wet mound of rippling fat and human excrement violently plummet towards earth, ending in a massive eruption of flesh, bones, organs, and various bodily fluids vaguely resembling a mixture of clam chowder and ground beef. If both men experience an Alaskan Firedragon at the exact moment they come in contact with the ground, it is known as a Chowder Dragon.

Me: "It appears as if a Chowder Cow is headed in our direction."

Friend: "Shit."

by myno January 22, 2013

Cow Fart

A politician's promise before election for the purpose of getting the vote.

During the time leading up to the presidential elections all you heard from the mouths of the candidates was a whole lot of cow farts.

by Luna justice July 31, 2011

cow tipping

The act of giving monetary reward to cows that have provided good service.

This is particularly common in rural societies, where cows are routinely employed in the service industry. Cows are not entitled to the minimum wage and rely heavily on tips.

Many cows blow their tips on their grass habit.

Not to be confused with cow topping, which is the selective removal of the extremities of a cow, to encourage further growth.

Heather 1: Hey let's get drunk and go cow tipping tonight!

Heather 2: Well if you're going to get drunk make sure to leave a good tip for the cow.

by Fishyrich April 27, 2019

forever cow

When your girlfriend gains weight after you begin dating her... and never loses it.

Steven: Oh you know Jeff over there? He’s dating a forever cow
Anthony: Yeah, she was a cheerleader before they met

by cforzy October 18, 2019

cow house

You know, where they live?

There's a cow house like...two miles that way. Other than that, no one.

"Cow House?"

Yeah, you know, where they live...

by Glass Grade July 6, 2012

Cow tounge

A large or powerful tounge, put to sexual uses.

Wow, that Wonda has a real cow tounge that can turn you inside out!

by I, Wreckerrr November 3, 2016

tea cow

Tea Cow is a term that can be used to sing along to Justin Timberlake's song "TKO". The YouTuber Colleen Ballinger (physcosoprano) made a point by saying that it doesn't sound like Justin Timberlake says TKO, it sounds like he says TEA COW. You could also use TEA COW when you would like to have a burger and some tea. This can also be referred to as a tea dispenser that looks like a cow.

"What would you like?"
"A burger and some tea please!"
"You mean TEA COW!?"
"That sounds like Justin Timberlake song."
"Yes! He says TEA COW!"

by MinervaV123 December 19, 2013