cover story

When your crush finds out you like him/her, so you make a big story of why it isn't true.

Your friend: Didn't he find out you like him?
You: Yea, but I just told him my cover story instead. He doesn't know anymore.

by Ms. What Zit Tooya April 26, 2019

Cougar Cover

The thick layer of concealer worn by middle aged women to hide their age and entice their prey.

Also know as Cougar Camo

Friend1: Check her out, she's hot.

Friend2: Dude, check closer, there's a grandma under all that cougar cover.

by D.J. Double D August 30, 2012

Bonoker Covers

Another word for Bra.. Usually used when someone has very large breasts....

You need Bonoker Covers!!!

by DemiGoddess January 13, 2011

Cover Twins

Two people that are suspected, or actually, having repeated sexual encounters.

"The two of you are definitely cover twins!"
"I bet that they're cover twins... They're always spending so much time together"

by abcdef36 September 25, 2011

Mrs. Cover

A science teacher in 6A at Andersen Middle School. She is a teacher that nobody likes and is called a pig.

"Your such a Mrs. Cover!"

by A former Andersen student March 21, 2019

seat cover

Undergarment which covers the lower torso including both butt cheeks; may or may not have an opening in the crotch; may have Velcro, snap, or ribbon-tie openings on the sides.

He was so scared, he had to change his seat cover. She doesn't want to die in a public place for fear that her seat cover will be soiled.

by Mister Smarty Pants January 7, 2010

Covered wagon

A turm used by homo sexuals in the prison systems To describe Draping a sheet from the top bunk over the bottom bunk while two homo sexuals have sex!

I bet If you went to prison you would get a ride in a covered wagon

by NLR718 June 11, 2006