Cotton Condom

When one uses a sock for masturbatory purposes.

Dude, my misses wouldn't put out last night and I couldn't find any toilet paper so I used a cotton condom.

by Leighton Xander November 26, 2014

Cotton Popper

A female who popped her cherry while inserting a tampon

Sarah: Did you hear Jessica is a Cotton Popper?
Courtney: Omg yeah I heard.. ugh what a nasty little whore.
Sarah: We should go write shit about her in the girl's bathroom during 4th!
Courtney: Yeah lets do it! That slutty bitch deserves it!

by LiveLaughFuck April 2, 2015

Cotton Slug

A wet pussy that's still confined in panties.

My pussy is being a cotton slug! I've had to change my panties 4 times today!

by Jshep June 26, 2015

Cotton smuggler

A women whose panties ride up into her whohaa and dissapears.

Damn Girl you are hot...your panties are up in there...you are a cotton smuggler.

by Conway1014 December 27, 2015

cotton crotch

Another name for the welsh
Rather than calling a welsh person a sheep shagger, you can say they have cotton crotch

Dylan, have you been focking mi sheep again?
no daa
don't lie to me you filthy cotton crotch bastard

by bob mc'bob November 17, 2016

cottage cheesed

Given a yeast infection from a woman

I was cottage cheesed from my one night stand

by Jadsnyc June 17, 2018

cotton knapsack

When an old man sends you a text picture of his frozen penis with his tighty whities around his ankles.

That sick fucker sent me a picture of his cotton knapsack, again

by crammystad September 25, 2018