Kick a racially confusing person day

October 19 is kick a racially confusing person day. If you cannot tell what race someone is, you may kick them on this day.

Person 1: hey, what race is that guy?
Person 2: I don’t know, but it’s Kick a racially confusing person day, so let’s go kick him!

by xbossman04 April 26, 2020

Confucion

To confuse someone with the aid of fucking.

Shelly was left in a state of confucion after bob had pulled his cock out of her ear

by SathiroN January 24, 2006

confusion boner

when one thinks to hard about something and results in a full erection of the male penis

i got a confusion boner in calculus today

by doctorgiggles May 11, 2011

Confusionism

A religion very much like Confucius.

Steve did not understand what he was doing, therefore he was starting to believe in Confusionism.

by JoeWhoIsInsane July 26, 2011

labial contusion

Latin for bruised vagina.
A term used when a male friend says he doesn't want to come out but doesn't have a real excuse.

Dave: "Hey Paul do you want to come mountain biking with us this weekend?"
Paul: "No I can't this weekend."
Dave: "Why not? Do you have a labial contusion?"

by AdamV August 28, 2006

conflusion

The intrusions of the delusions of the mind; used to deter mass confusion; the slap of reality in the face after one's mind has wandered astray.

Sorry, I was in my own little world. Gimme a second to let this conflusion wear off!

by BanAnna215 February 26, 2011

Confusion

plural for units used to operate electronic devices

The coffe table was almost hidden by a confusion of remote controls

by Buzz Cola October 22, 2003