body concert

alternative name for the strip clubs

what happening tonight? nuttin' much biatch, just checkin out the local body concerts

by moa sam February 28, 2011

Coitus Concerto

a violin technique/ sex move utilized in the motion picture "The Red Violin." This technique can only be mastered by the highest virtuoso in which you have sex and play violin at the same time. Use of a fermata ensures long sustained orgasm on the last note.

A: what were you to doing in the bass closet?
B: Coitus Concerto
A:Yeah, I had her wet at molto expressivo presto.

by Satou Minatsuki May 20, 2012

Showerhead Concert

To put it lightly ... "self-love"

He told me to have fun in the shower... so I threw a showerhead concert!

by Chris9234 November 4, 2013

Fat Concert

A large gathering of overweight, nude males or females, all grinding and fornicating with each other.

I think the fat bitch in our school had a fat concert last night, there were pictures of a large pile of larger people that were naked and wet.

by Flavor Flav May 5, 2014

Jimmy Concert

A gathering with way too many dudes and not enough females, a.k.a a sausage party

Man, I was gonna go to that party at the TKE house, but once I got there I realized it was a total jimmy concert.

by JoeMama888 June 6, 2018

covid concert

n. Musical event in which a band performs from so far away that they cannot be heard adequately by a crowd so safely distanced as to loose the whole effect of a concert. Also used more broadly to describe any pointless activity.

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Going to the orgy tonight?

No. I looked at the rules and it sounds like a covid concert.

by gnostic3 May 25, 2020

travis scott concert

The event where 8 people were killed.

They could not handle the feeling of sicko mode.

Guy 1: Hey the travis scott concert was the best!
Guy 2: Bro. Didn't 8 people die there?

by blackbird142 February 24, 2022