concher

A penis that is 60 years or older.

My grandpa fell down and his concher was totally sticking out of his shorts

by Matty j. B June 13, 2008

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conch park

The closest motor vehicle spot at destination that can be legally parked at. A play on the association between the "conch" in Lord of the Flies as the object to signify the "power" of public speech, ie. "power park"

Suz won't get a better conch park than that unless she parks in the disabled spot

by DrdodoDarren July 6, 2005

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Conominator

Common Denominator ("Co" from "common" and "nominator" from "denominator")

"Dammit, I got question 19.a wrong, but I don't get what I did!"

"Oh, look, you just got the conominator wrong."

by Immortal-Until-Death August 1, 2009

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Conhateulations

An exclamation for when something good happens for someone, and you're genuinely happy for them, but also want to punch them in the face out of jealousy.

Friend/Assface: Oh man, I just won the lottery!
Other Friend/Hater: Conhateulations!

by DonWeryAboudit August 15, 2014

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ConchBook

A Social Media site developed by Conchus Christ himself for people residing in the Caribbean, as according to White Americans, have no access to internet.

"Did you see Tyler fighting on ConchBook?"

by theslumpcxnch July 13, 2017

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