con zombie

someone who, at a convention of some sort, doesn't get a hotel room OR does not sleep for most of or the entirety of the event.

if you go to the naka-kon hotel lobby at around 6 am, you'll see plenty of con zombies wandering around and napping on couches.

by jewissss March 7, 2011

con madres

Something that is very good or badass..

That classic car ta con madres.

by ChicanoDom January 21, 2018

con barge

A woman who attends a Science Fiction/Fantasy convention wearing skimpy clothing(chainmail bikini, Spandex bodysuit, etc) while being morbidly obese.

"Don't look over there, con barge incoming!"

"OH MY EYES!!!"

"I told you not to look at the con barge, but no ya wouldn't listen!"

by Jorge Chao January 25, 2006

Con

A-Team.

The A-Team is nothing but a bunch of cons.

by yurbiggestfans October 21, 2010

con

small penis, jungle of pubes, bitch tits.

woah that guys got a con

wow hes hairy as a con
that guys got con tits

by robert comelli November 30, 2010

Ex-Con

A former friend who you keep in the contacts list on your cell phone only for screening purposes.

Once Chloe became an ex-con to me and I changed her name to douchebaguette in my phone, I have thankfully never had to talk to that drama queen again.

by HotDiggity! July 18, 2010

con sarn it

Damn this and the whole of its properties fully to the nethrest regions of hell.

A: Could you perchance inform me of the time? I suspect I am late for an appointment at the nearest liquor store.
B: I regret to inform that the time of day has far surpassed the window of time in which visiting said establishment is probable without the aid of a crowbar. In other words, they just closed.
A: Con sarn it!

by sv-1 July 9, 2007