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meat computer

A way to describe your brain
I'm a bit slow today, I need to reboot the old meat computer
by Youngmadhatter March 2, 2021
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National computer virus day

today is the one day a year that it’s absolutely needed for you to get a computer virus on your computer
November 19 is National Computer virus day! it’s my favorite day because I get an excuse to put horrible virus on my computer and I can’t get in trouble with my mom!
by Lemveon November 19, 2021
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computer

a very, very expensive punching bag
Work with me! *Crack* stupid computer! Gonna punch the life out of you!
by gusto5 May 29, 2004
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my computer is acting retarded

An excuse to get off of AIM or any instant messaging service when you don't want to talk to someone. Very effective, because everyone's computer acts retarded sometimes.
Jane: You know Amy, I'm so glad I can talk to you. You're the only person who really understands my relationship problems with Mike.

Amy: Yeah. My computer is acting retarded so don't be surprised if I suddenly log off AIM.
by I hate boring chats March 17, 2009
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Computer game

A game on the computer, hense the term computer game.
I owned you at starcraft, the best computer game ever created. (I didn't "pwn" him as "pwned" is a misspelling of owned.)
by Adeadlyliquid September 28, 2004
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Computer Nazi

The teachers or people in control of the computer lab that limit and restrict what you bring into the lab and what you do in the lab. They also think they are real teachers and think they are better than everyone.
The computer nazi wouldn't let me do my schoolwork because they thought i was going to use instant messaging
by dabears954 September 21, 2005
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computer geek

A computer geek is an obsolete pejorative stereotype for a student interested in computer science. A geek is an individual who pursues personal passions even if they are derided as unattractive fascinations. To be a geek is to be, unflinchingly, oneself.
I am a computer geek because I like to study computer science.
by collegekid1 October 27, 2004
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