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community douche

1: A bar-hopping womanizer (smells like alcohol and is in and out of a different woman each week)

2: A man in a relationship with multiple women at the same time.
1: Man, Fred is such a community douche. I wish he'd pick up a girl somewhere other than a bar or a strip club for once.

2: After that threesome, I felt like a community douche. I was spent and a half.
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community hipster

a hipster that spends most of there time doing community work, with there hipster friends.
yeah, she's such a community hipster, volunteering at every given chance.

Community Cock-Block 

1. Multiple males in the friend zone of the target female ban together to cock block any guy from attaining what they could not; this strategic collaboration is implemented by taking up her time with friend zone activities.
ex:

Charlie: "Bro, invite Jenny to go rock climbing with us tomorrow"

Miguel: "Why?"

Charlie: "The guy she told us about is texting her again, fuck that guy. Lets run a Community Cock-block."

Miguel: "Put me in coach"

community bike

Someone (coughs) who has been ridden by everyone in the community
community bike by Sweaty baller January 12, 2016

Community Brew 

Beer that's free at a party or a get together, often provided by the host.
"No need to bring the warm natty's, Joe is supplying the community brews."

Community Girlfriend 

The new name you give your ex girlfriend after finding out she cheated on you, typically with one or more people.
Turns out my ex is the community girlfriend. she's been messing around with three other guys.

Community drunk

One who masterbates with his dad
Dude. I heard Ryan is a community drunk