Comet

1. An incredibly attractive girl or guy with very long hair.

2. Celestial body made of ice and dust that grows a large luminous tail when it gets close to the Sun.

1. Guy 1: Whew, look at that comet! She has long blonde hair that reflects sunlight like a mirror!
Guy 2: She's truly hot.

2. The comet Neowise was visible in the sky during quarantine.

by astrality April 18, 2021

jizz comet

When a male has not knocked one off for a few days and anything will make him jizz and when he does it looks and feels like a comet coming out of his bell end!

"I just had a monster wank and unleashed a massive jizz comet!"

by Jewjewish January 29, 2010

Tennessee comet

A Tennessee hillbilly who comes down from the mountain trying to get laid, fails in his efforts, and scurries back to the mountains.

Dude, that Tennessee comet tried like hell to bang that toothless girl, but struck out. He left the building so fast you would have thought he stole something.

by swampydawg January 24, 2013

Cock Comet

The sexual act of passing a kidney stone into your spouses
vagina

Man: shit that was painful
woman: at least i have your cock comet inside me!

by darkdude522 January 22, 2010

Iron Will Competition

A Competition where you and your friends see who can go the longest without masturbating or having sex...

The Iron Will Competition drove us all insane

by Daryl L. May 8, 2005

Comet Hale-Bopp

a spectacular comet that graced our skies in 1996 - 1997. It lead to lots of stupid New Age speculation due to the "prophecy" and angel-encounter end-of-the-millenium bullshit that was going on in near the end of the 20th century. There were cult suicides, and superstitious predictions that did not come true. It was very prominent in the sky in early to mid 1997. Dubbed the "Comet of the Century", Hale-Bopp was a thrill to see and a once in a lifetime event, although you can't tell when the next comet "biggie" may come our way.

Comet Hale-Bopp was discovered by the American astronomers Alan Hale and Thomas Bopp.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 4, 2006

competer

One who competes. Also how a retard says the word "computer."

Tumor the retard says, "I want to play with my competer mommy now!"

"Look at Woody and all his competers! You know he will come out on top!"

by wordy thompkins March 1, 2008