wang coffin

a recepticle of any form for the transport or holding of a (severed) penis.

heh, who would have thought a cooler could also make a handy wang coffin?

yeah, big enough for Greg to use as a wang coffin.

by auxis June 3, 2006

comfemscated

appropriated: taken without permission or consent especially by public authority using a canine or other type of specially trained beast.

"The man had his supply comfemscated when the police brought the dogs out to search his car."

by James Peripheral December 23, 2006

Combinationitis

The euphoric hyperactive feeling you get after the movies when you've combined Twizzlers, large popcorn, and a jumbo soda. When you reach the pinnacle of your cinematic snackage. Twizzlers are optional, sour patch gummies or two boxes of snowcaps are an acceptable alternative.

After the movie Vonnie asked "Shayne or Tyler, would one of you be my designated driver on the way home?". "Why", said Shayne, "You haven't been drinking". "Ya, I know", said Vonnie, speaking about 100 mpr. "I'm afraid I've reached the pinnacle of my cinematic snackage and have a bad case of combinationitis.

by von444 October 6, 2009

comfartable

When you are comfortable enough around someone to flatulate.

Jorga was comfartable around Luke by now, and she was happy about that. But Luke wasn't. comfartable comfart

by Boobals November 7, 2013

coffinous

SLEEP IN YOUR OWN DEATH WAKE IN YOUR OWN SLEEP

WHEN YOU COFFINOUS ABOUT IT, LIVEN YOUR DEATH DIEING YOUR DREAM,

by GENBOO JAMES ANDERSON November 25, 2013

coffin chaser

A person who befriends or assists an elderly person purely because they want to be included in that person's will.

That coffin chaser was helping old Harry with his shopping every day until she found out he was broke.

by Bobo Bonobo August 28, 2016

Combinism

A nonconformist ideology that amalgamates concepts from different genres or doctrines of thought.

"Combinism?"
"Yeah. I think workers' self-management (socialism), along with more municipal rather than state government (communalism), could perfectly work in a capitalist society."
"Okay, but 'combinism' makes it sound like you worship the bad guys from Half-Life 2."
"What? No way, I'm a Newellite all the way. Worship the Creator not the creation, or however that bi-be-bal thing goes."

by The Syndicalist September 4, 2016