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Coffinmouth 

The almost inevitable consequence of a Seattle speedball. It's the noxious combination of cottonmouth and coffee breath that's foul enough to wake the dead (which, coincidentally, is what people nearby might think you're trying to do).
My boyfriend tried to kiss me this morning after taking a Seattle speedball, but his coffinmouth made me feel like I was being tongue-punched by a stoned zombie; Crest, or holy water, are recommended solutions.
Coffinmouth by Penguigeon October 15, 2014

coffinpost 

A on online post about someone's sexual intrusive thoughts. These posts are usually long and contain detailed sentences of explicit, often taboo, sexual material. Coffinposts are often posted on Tumblr but can be posted anywhere.
Girl: I keep seeing coffinposts on the nsfw tags on tumblr.
Guy: Yeah, they're pretty gross aren't they?
coffinpost by arc777 December 25, 2021

Continous circuit 

A term used in the porn industry to describe a sex scene, where the male talent is able to fully insert his penis inside his own ass.
We need it quite on the set, Jim is about to make a “continous circuit” in the grand finale of the scene.

Coffinist 

Preparing dead bodies for the funeral. A male Coffinist is a Coffinator. Much like a mortician.
She looks just like she did when she was alive, the Coffinist did a good job.
Coffinist by Christine D; Emily S December 10, 2010

Coffinfuck

The most detructive fuck move ever created.Used to either put someone in a coffin or debase them after they are already in it;1000 times the payload of a conventional skull fuck, usually employed after you have been fucked down.
Slasher just put the coffinfuck on Hacksaw Jack!
Coffinfuck by Jimmy Timebomb February 20, 2013

Cockinous Giganticous 

When your partner in sex is a wizard so they can use this spell to expand their penis.
Woman: Harry! show me your cock!
Harry: ok just gimme a second
Also Harry: Cockinous Giganticous
Woman: Oh my! please do me daddy
Cockinous Giganticous by ProHydro February 24, 2023