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When Push Comes to Shiv

When a conflict between two escalates to the point of causing one to suffer even greater physical harm by the other
Often in jail or a tv series "When Push Comes to Shiv", a disagreement between two quickly can move to a devastating outcome for one .
by sheila in the car May 30, 2023
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A fart comes before the storm

A phrase dating back to ancient times and used by many cultures, meaning that one often releases a fart before pooping. Most frequently used as a warning to young children who still sometimes poop in their pants.
Ancient Mayan child: *farts*
Ancient Mayan father: “Son, heed this papyrus. It was left by our ancestors to warn us that a fart comes before the storm. You must seek a toilet before it is too late.”
Ancient Mayan child: *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*

Pilgrim child: *farts*
Pilgrim mother: “As the good lord has taught us, child, a fart comes before the storm. You must seek out a toilet before you soil your pantaloons.”
Pilgrim child: *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*

Modern child: *farts*
Modern father: “Seek out and sit upon thy toilet, young one, lest ye fill your britches with turd of brown. For as the Bard once wrote, a fart cometh before thy storm.”
Modern mother: “You’re gonna make him weird if you keep talking to him like that.”
Modern child: *exits the room to find a toilet* “Just kidding!” *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*
by CountOlaf69 July 14, 2024
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With a great gyatt comes with great rizzsponsibility

It means if one has a level 10 gyatt, one must be responsible for all the work, consequences, and rizz.
Oh my god look at that level 10 gyatt! With a great gyatt comes with great rizzsponsibility!
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Hun, My Dream Comes True is a sports fiction and romance novel by Werley Nortreus published in 2025.
Hun, My Dream Comes True (2025 Novel) is a romance and sports fiction novel by Werley Nortreus, published in 2025.
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Go Jim. Be ready when soup comes.

A phrase used to respond to someone posting a gym pic, talking about the gym, or otherwise talking about any activity relating to getting jacked or preparing for battles of any sort.
Chase: “aye bruh, me and the boys hit the gym and the shooting range yesterday.”
Sarah: “go Jim. Be ready when soup comes.”
by Thattallgirl October 2, 2022
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Go jim. Be ready when soup comes.

A phrase used when someone refers to going to the gym, mentioned the gym, or otherwise talks about working out. It is nonsensical, and serves to simply confuse the gymbro talking about the gym
Chad: “bruh, I hit a pr wit my deadlifts today”
Dylan: “go jim. Be ready when soup comes.”
by Thattallgirl October 8, 2022
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