Commodo Dragon

A large and smelly poo

Roommate #1: Dude, what was up with your GF this morning?
Roommate #2: She went to the bathroom and found that Commodo Dragon that you forgot to flush!

by weasel8 August 11, 2011

commodate

a crude way of saying accommodate normally used in an office by the less knowledgeable person.

i'm gonna commodate yo' request fo' a pay day loan

by Lynnguini September 19, 2008

comode scum

The filth and build up of shit and piss around your toliet,that can be used to describe ones character ,smell or apperance.

Mannnn...That bitch smellt like comode scum..ohhhhieeeeee smell that shit man...

That man is as trust worthy as my comode scum

by Sam and kyle March 5, 2008

commode-hugging drunk

heavily alcohol intoxicated, drunk to the point of vomiting

He was commode-hugging drunk last night.

by The Return of Light Joker April 2, 2010

Comodian

1. A Person Who Is Genuinely Funny, Sometimes Without Trying

2. Opposite of Comedian

"Bill, he's such a comodian"

"Joseph is so funny, he is in no way a comedian. All of his friends tell me he's a comedian

by mmrsrgrt23 October 27, 2011

Cod Mod 3

Abbreviation for the game "Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3"

Guy #1: Dude, you want to play Cod Mod 3?"

Guy #2: Huh?

Guy #1: I said do you want to play Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3?

by TriumphantUnderdog July 10, 2012

Commodore Bondage

You Invite your girlfriend or mate into your Holden Commodore and tie him/her up with a bondage kit or rope and duct tape. Start the commodore, lock the doors and floor the accelerator to board aka maximum revs and do a burnout till you've scared her. You then perform a sexual act on him/her (Blow Job, Anal Sex or kinky sex for example. When he/she has an orgasm rev the engine to the max to distract him/her from cleaning up pants after they've cummed/jizzed themselves.

Person 1: Hey girl, you wanna take a ride?
Person 2: Yeah!
Person 1: let's have commodore bondage

by BigBunnyrabbits June 30, 2019