Clusterfuck

A situation that is unpreventable.

All your obnoxious family members came to your house, this was a real clusterfuck.

Clusterfuck by j-money66 May 15, 2011

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Clusterfuck

the pattern of highway traffic where a small number of cars form a net or trap, slowing down other vehicles who are desparetely trying to escape

Sorry I was late, I was trapped in two clusterfucks on the way.

Clusterfuck by Wigger P August 21, 2012

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Clusterfuck

A situation where incompetence, human error and plain bad luck add up to an enormous mess.

The current situation of the Indian Premier League is a clusterfuck of ginormous proportions.

Clusterfuck by Split Infinitive May 25, 2013

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Clusterfuck

Traditionally/originally of military origin.

Today, however, "clusterfuck" is commonly used to descriptively generalize any situation with a large scale of disarray.

possibly synonyms: mess, disaster
1. "Don't go full retard with the teargas at 6-7pm on a Sunday. When Mr and Mrs Cheung would be watching their poor little, Hugo on the news. It was a total Clusterfuck"
2. "Well, that concert was a clusterfuck."
3. "Did you see the clusterfuck of a traffic jam on Main St.?"
4. "That house party turned into a giant clusterfuck once those cops showed up!"

"Don't go full retard with the teargas at 6-7pm on a Sunday. When Mr and Mrs Cheung would be watching their poor little, Hugo on the news. It was a total Clusterfuck"

Clusterfuck by Anonymous.hk October 3, 2014