clusterfap

When 50 people all fap at the same time in the same room

The Boy Scouts had a big clusterfap

by Pollo itch fuck April 10, 2015

ClusterFucked

When You’re In A Box With Too Many Thoughts

I was sitting in the bathroom, ClusterFucked.

by McGregor McGee June 1, 2018

clusterfuckaluffuggus

Clusterfuckaluffuggus’s are unclarified moments of mental confusion, whether self-induced or by telepathic provocation.

He sat blank eyed and blushing with confusion-transforming-rage in a clusterfuckaluffuggus as the vultures scrapped the shredded meat in his dome.

by Treebonics July 6, 2018

clusterfrack

euphemism for clusterfuck

as a verb: to mess something up, to fuck up.

as a noun: a fucked-up situation; a situation where everything seems to go wrong.

School today was a complete clusterfrack.

I clusterfracked everything I could today.

by ONGN October 26, 2019

Clusterfucked

Too much going on in the mind at one time

I need a moment to myself because I'm feeling a little clusterfucked

by Mamma t October 28, 2019

ClusterFuckery

“President” Donald J. Trump

Non-Americans: “I don’t want to travel to America right now because of all of the ClusterFuckery.”

by BlueWave2020 April 29, 2020

Clusterfuck

The Ontario Government's response to COVID-19

"Hey, did you see the clusterfuck today?"

"Oh God, what did that tubby tyrant do this time"

by dariengordon June 11, 2021