tubes are clogged

A network congestion problem affecting one or more websites on the Internets. See also tubes.

Coined after Senator Ted Stevens described the internet as a series of tubes.

Argh! I can't play Counter-Strike tonight, the tubes are clogged!

by Chad H July 25, 2006

clog n' jog

To clog a toilet in a hotel and check out of the room before unclogging it. This will save you the embarrassment of asking the front desk for a plunger. It is common courtesy to leave a small tip on the seat of the toilet for the house cleaning.

Guy 1: Dude did you clog this toilet?
Guy 2: Yeah man, but I'm just gonna pull a clog n' jog, let's go!

by BassString September 20, 2010

Cleo Dickens

Cleo Dickens is a largely unknown pornographic actress from the Western suburbs of Chicago, IL. Cleo only performs for those that she can trust and will truly appreciate her art.

Cleo Dickens performed for her friend 2.5lber the other day, because he truly appreciates her.

by 2.5lber June 22, 2011

Clog Ninja

A man so gay that he can run across a basketball court wearing clogs and not make a sound.

Clog Ninja

by djsmackywas March 8, 2012

cleomania

mania about earning fame at any cost.

The starlet is gripped by cleomania. She wants to be popular overnight.

by uttam maharjan May 13, 2012

clogans froth

Words used when what is truly needed to say is inappropriate; also used when no other words can describe the situation.

"Clogans Froth! (Oh shit!) I just fell for the invisible staple again"

"Go Clogans that Froth"

"Your clogans froth smells like vinegar!"

by Poop Crew October 7, 2012

Clog and jog

When you clog a toilet and run away from the toilet , leaving it clogged so someone else has to deal with it . Similar to dine and dash , but in a bathroom sense.

Charlotte : Alex , why is the toilet full ?
Alex: oh yeah, it's been like that , try plunging it

Charlotte : * try's plunging * * bathroom floods * shit shit shit what do we do?

Alex: clog and jog ?
Charlotte : clog and jog baby , let's get out of here

by Charbie126 August 26, 2013