crackers

Noun: Underpants. More usually 'undercrackers'.

Oh dear, Nigel has fouled his crackers yet again! I do so wish he would refrain from attempting to flush his offensive shreddies down the lavatory. It does block it terribly, and the resulting stench of skitter is quite overpowering.

by gnord August 7, 2007

Clacker

a canal in a female mammal that leads from the uterus to the external orifice opening into the vestibule between the labia minora

Person 1 - 'I've got a really itchy Clacker'
Person 2 - 'Hun, you slept with that man whore last week, you’ve probably got an SDT.'

by thorpey65 October 25, 2010

cunt crackers

Icelandic slang for croutons.

Also trademark expletive of Sally Jessy Raphael in the early 90's

Most recently adopted by Emeril Lagasse as the name of his signature dish of store bought rice cakes soaked in shrimp water and topped with "essence" and duck squeezings.

1. "I was going to make an Icelandic salad but I'm out of cunt crackers."

2. Out of control teens: "I have sex and do drugs and I'm proud of it!" (snap) "mmm hmm"
Sally: "Will you two cunt crackers sit down!"

3. Alright these cunt crackers look about done. We're just gonna pull them out and put some essence on them BAM!

by toot toot toot March 22, 2008

Crackers

Originating out of the southern tri-county area of Florida, street vernacular for police officers.

Whenever my friends talk about them crackers they always tell me "no offense", but I don't care cause I hate them too.

by Anonymous Man September 22, 2005

Eating Crackers

Having sex, boning, screwing, fucking, humping, doing the nasty.

I was eating crackers with the entire Olympic men's swim team and fucking crumbled that shit.

by GrossGirl18 August 13, 2016

crackerspackle

When two guys fuck each other up the ass, the cum of one of the guys gets stuck up the other guy's ass, and dries and stays there.

He gonna have to fuck a lot of guys to get that crackerspackle out, it was so milky!!! lol

by Bob the Hippo from Canada December 16, 2006

Ham-Clacker

A sexual move in which one slaps the butt-cheeks of another individual while sticking their dick/dildo/etc. into spank person's asshole. While this is happening, another person is licking the sodomized ass-crack.

Justin and Daniel like to give each ham-clackers with their dog licking each others assholes.

by clacker May 4, 2005