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Self explanatory.

Dave: Ready to shoot off?
Nick: Yep. Let's head off, like a bad circumcision.
Dave: Ready to shoot off?
Nick: Yep. Let's head off, like a bad circumcision.
by RandyRhoads84 June 23, 2021
mugGet the Head off, like a bad circumcisionmug.

the old right-handed circumcision ploy

A tactic designed to divert a person's attention from what is really going on. This entails grabbing any close sharp object with the right hand and circumcising the nearest male creature.

Generally this is very successful at diverting attention, especially when undertaken without an anesthetic. We don't recommend circumcising anybody when you are taking drugs, anyway.
Well, we got away with the bank job by using the old right-handed circumcision ploy on the guard. Even though she was a woman, it did the trick.
by ivor_crotchpayne February 5, 2010
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Double circumcision

The act of attaining an erection while sitting on the toilet and then terrifyingly unwedging it out from under the toilet seat. This process typically involves skill or else we get our definition.
John: "yo I took a fat shit yesterday but can't have sex tonight cause I accidentally gave myself a 'double circumcision' "

Joe: "oh my god man why didn't you tell me"
by S. Millows June 2, 2020
mugGet the Double circumcisionmug.

Eskimo Circumcision

When the foreskin develops frostbite in low-temperature conditions and falls off
Chad got lost in the mountains last week and ended up with an Eskimo Circumcision.
by Brodyrick January 18, 2021
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The U.S.A Circumcision

The act of putting firecrackers or other explosives under one's foreskin and lighting it. You probably will be able to picture the rest.
BOB: Hey man, I just got circumcised.
Joe: wow did a doctor do it?
BOB: No, I did The U.S.A Circumcision
by The Foreskindoctor July 4, 2019
mugGet the The U.S.A Circumcisionmug.

Circumcise

When the skin of a usually baby boys dick is removed often for religious reasons but sometimes to prevent infection
Mary and Andrew are getting their son circumcise it’s a controversial thing
by Andrew2736 June 24, 2023
mugGet the Circumcisemug.

New Jersey Circumcision

Non sexual. The act of removing the ends of a peeled banana to ready it for consumption.
I’ll have to perform a New Jersey Circumcision before I can eat this banana.
by CaptainSkippy July 2, 2024
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