circumcity

Shari's name for Circuit City

I just got me a new TV set down at circumcity

by Chuck February 18, 2004

warrington circumcision

Punching your sister in the jaw while she is sucking your cock.

As my sister was sucking my dick yesterday, I thought "what a better time to give myself a Warrington circumcision. (Based upon the plentiful experiences of concrete workers in Warrington PA.)

by Dick Izzinya October 17, 2006

weenal circumcision

The act of removing weenal foreskin from around your elbow because you are out of shape and old as shit.

I have to schedule a weenal circumcision stat. My weenus is covering my elbow. That shit got to go!

by Datzwatshesed September 15, 2019

Wolverhampton Circumcision

When the skin of a penis is remove, much like the romaval of a sausages casing.
Traditional a ladder is used to perform the procedure.

I was trying to fuck my hoover, and almost gave myself a wolverhampton circumcision

by chris-jerichos-hairline August 19, 2022

three ring circumcision

The rite of cutting off of the foreskin of a celebrity couple's male offspring, turned into a media circus by the paparazzi.

Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott's plans for a private bris for their son Liam turned into a three ring circumcision when a swag-bellied swarm of acrobatic paparazzi tumbled into the rite of passage.

by loincloth January 12, 2008

female circumcision

euphemism for female castration; partial or complete removal of clitoris; female genital mutilation (FGM). For males, see Castration.

After female circumcision, the mutilated victim can suffer life long complications.

by DBmsw October 14, 2018

circumcized

A horribly mutilated penis, or a disgustingly mutilated man.

Often done on helpless babies without anaesthetic, this surgery removes one of the most sensitive parts of a person, and leaves the other one dried-up and wrinkly.

Person 1: I was circumcized at birth, without anaesthetic... I wish my parents left the choice up to me.

Person 2: I'm sorry bro, I'm not circumcized so my penis doesn't have a scar on it.

by ReasonIsRare May 18, 2010