Chode Cloak

A Chode Cloak is when a mans stomach fat covers his penis and he cannot see it....

#1 My chode cloak is so big i haven't seen my dick in years!!!
#2 With the help of bills recent diet his chode cloak has increasingly reduced in size allowing him a full view of his magic stick

by Jenny Tayla May 11, 2010

Chode warmer

A part of the anatomy used to warm a chode, most commonly a vagina, but not exclusively. On occasion the term is used more generally to refer to a female homosapien.

I really want to go snowboarding this weekend, but my chode warmer would throw a fit.

by John Maxfield February 7, 2012

Chode Belt

A chode so wide that it can extend around a man's waist

joe: hey phil did you jack off yesterday?
phil: naw dude, i gotta chode belt
joe: EW DUDE WHAT THE FUCK!!!

by billie boy May 10, 2014

Big Mama Chode

A fat ass bitch with the attitude of your gf on her period and built like a chode

Damn, that bitch is such a Big Mama Chode.

by bobbymcbobbington2169 January 11, 2019

Chode Bucket

A "Shit" Load Of Chode Nugget(s), Enough to fill a Vessel/Bucket Full Of Nuggets.

I can't believe i knocked over the Chode Bucket, now everything smells like ass.

by Ryan and E.J. September 18, 2008

Chodechoosterus

A term that is used to describe the ludicrousness, foolishness, ridiculousness or absurdity of an event or person.

Mrs.Smith: I’ve your failed your assignment on the Dark Lords of the Sith, because JEDI RULE, FAG!!

1337Boi: What!! This is Chodechoosterus!!

by Wrath of the Starfish August 7, 2009

Chode Mongrel

1. Noun- one who collects chodes and hordes them together for pleasure or other personal gain.

2. Noun- being a douchebag or retard in one way or another.

1. Lee is such a chode mongrel, he goes around asking everyone for their chodes.

2. Ahmed is telling everyone that I had sex with that slut even though I didn't, hes such a chode mongrel.

by Teh ChodE MaN2 February 25, 2009