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cunt chomper

Similar to the 'carpet muncher' but different in a sense that someone called 'cunt chomper' is dirty and bull dikish :s
by Landawg September 16, 2006
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competitive eating etiquette

When someone eats with reckless regard usually involving and not limited to ignoring errant food particles on face and, if applicable, in facial hair, shoveling food into one's mouth before completely swallowing the previous bite, utilizing every finger on every hand, and uncontrollable stares from spectators. Throwing up results in an automatic disqualification.
That guy always comes in here with his competitive eating etiquette like no one else comes to McDonald's. Show some class.
by cheezerguy October 11, 2009
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competitive melee

The most preferred type of Super Smash Bros Melee, but also the most shunned type. The rules go with a 8-minute 4-stock game with no items and the stages, which are a measly 6, do not have hazards or promote poor sportsmanship strategies, such as camping, walk-offs, and wall infinites.

While many prefer this type of gaming, some shun those who play this way since they only prefer playing this way.
Regular Player: UGH! I'm so bored of this ruleset. Can't we play something else--
Competitive Melee Player: NO! IF YOU WANT TO STOP PLAYING, GO BACK TO YOUR TIME MATCHES ON BRINSTAR!
Regular Player: You need a break.
by Hardstuck Internet January 3, 2015
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pill chomper

a person who chews there pills,or basically chomps on them;
dont be a pill chomper

and swallow you pills:
by CuppyCakes:] November 9, 2009
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Fortnite Dance Competition

When a large group of men come together for gay furry orgies in which the beta males rub peanut butter on the alpha.
Hey guys my parents aren't home are you ready for a fortnite dance competition at my place
by Peeeeeeeee nuyuuuuut October 10, 2018
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dick waving competition

When two or more men have to one up each other. This is usually done through verbal combat, where the second man will try to discredit the first with an equal or better story. The first man will generally retaliate, with a further ‘one-up’ and so it continues.

This is called a ‘dick waving competetion’ Because the one-upmanship is like watching two man wave their dicks at each other - completely useless and no way to win an argument.
Robert: I reckon I can get this golf shot under par.

Steve: oh yeah? I reckon I can get a hole in one.

Robert: is that so? I reckon I get a Hole in one using a putter.

Steve: I reckon I can get a hole in one, using a putter, while standing on one leg.

Susan (watching this play out): what a dick waving competition. Just play through
by Lifeisacunion November 19, 2018
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Chain Chomped

When Someone Is So Pissed Off, Or Angry, That They Draw A Picture Of The Person They're Angry At, With A Giant Chain Chomp Eating Them
She Was Angry At Her Boyfriend, So She Drew Him Being Stabbed And Eaten By A Chain Chomp

And Then She Proceeded To Shout At Him, "You've Been Chain Chomped Bitch!"
by MEH and cloFEARX October 15, 2009
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