Chocolate Cheese Grater

When a man takes a firm shit and uses a cheese grater to grind it over a woman's face. The man may then proceed to ejaculate on top as icing on the cake.

Man 1: Dude I totally pulled the chocolate cheese grater on my girl last night!

Man 2: No way dude! Did she like it?

Man 3: Ya except she still has chunks of my shit in her hair.

by kakmasta April 6, 2009

chocolate swirlie

A form of torture that works best with a long-haired person. Said individual is dangled head first over a toilet full of fecal matter, with hair dangling into the water. The toilet is then flushed.

You missed it, guy! We gave Karen a chocolate swirlie!

by robio January 16, 2003

Chocolate fever

Where a white guy's got the hots for black women. He wants to fuck all he can.

John's got chocolate fever.

by Deep blue 2012 May 20, 2010

Mexican chocolate bar

The act of taking a shit and while peeing a shit comes out

I had the best Mexican chocolate bar ever

by jisseppe August 15, 2014

chocolate fonz

when you doing a girl from behind after you cum you put you thumb in her ass and say "heeeeeyyy!!!!"

Anthony: You know lisa that hoe from the bar?
Roy: Yea
Anthony: I chocolate fonzed that bitch!!!

by Roy Hibbert fan March 18, 2009

Chocolate Marcus

Poo, dump, shit, faeces, excrement.

I did a huge Chocolate Marcus earlier.

Be back in a bit, I'm going for a Chocolate Marcus...

by Intense Marcus May 16, 2010

Chocolate Triangle

A sex position in which three men coat their penises in chocolate then arrange their bodies into a triangular position and proceed to have three-way oral sex.

Dude 1: I melted some chocolate yesterday with two of my friends and we had a chocolate triangle

Dude 2: Invite me next time! I love chocolate! and penis!

by Ginger magicpants March 31, 2011