Buffing the chimp

The art of male masturbation once you mature enough to realize its cheaper to keep her and you resort to a regular schedule of buffing the chimp instead of chasing strange tail .

Lou took a half a day again today, I bet he's home buffing the chimp.

by Slump Daddy January 24, 2014

chimp chaser

White women that go for the black man

My cousin denise is a chimp chaser

by darth veiner January 12, 2015

Chimp Fist

Fisting a person with a Prolapsed Anus

Hey Mac, did you Chimp Fist Jan’s daughter?

by Freetheturtle April 17, 2021

Chimp Chump

A phrase usually said when you get an epic combo in smash Bros to praise to Holy God in smash 4 Diddy Kong.
Only real gamers who have played CastleminerZ can say this phrase

Chimp Chump I just did a combo
Chimp Chump motherfucker!

by Bvggg March 18, 2019

chimp skin

a racist term to define a black person or their skin

look at that chimp skin over there
that chimp skinned nigger tried to steal my chicken

by nick-cares May 20, 2022

Little Chimp

Little Chimp is an alcoholic drink based on a mixture of vodka, red wine, tequila, gin, rum and whisky.

That little chimp drink was so bitter!

by budgetgod June 30, 2017

Gomp Chimp

An expression of the simultaneous pressing of mortality and freedom of immortality, especially when induced by asphyxiation.

"Dude he couldn't stop laughing, she had to pull the bag off his head.
Gomp Chimp."

by JamminSalmon May 02, 2021