Buffing the chimp

The art of male masturbation once you mature enough to realize its cheaper to keep her and you resort to a regular schedule of buffing the chimp instead of chasing strange tail .
Lou took a half a day again today, I bet he's home buffing the chimp.
by Slump Daddy January 24, 2014
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Chimp Fist

Hey Mac, did you Chimp Fist Jan’s daughter?
by Freetheturtle April 17, 2021
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Chimp Chump

A phrase usually said when you get an epic combo in smash Bros to praise to Holy God in smash 4 Diddy Kong.
Only real gamers who have played CastleminerZ can say this phrase
Chimp Chump I just did a combo
Chimp Chump motherfucker!
by Bvggg March 18, 2019
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Gomp Chimp

An expression of the simultaneous pressing of mortality and freedom of immortality, especially when induced by asphyxiation.
"Dude he couldn't stop laughing, she had to pull the bag off his head.
Gomp Chimp."
by JamminSalmon May 1, 2021
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chimp skin

a racist term to define a black person or their skin
look at that chimp skin over there
that chimp skinned nigger tried to steal my chicken
by nick-cares May 20, 2022
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