Gomp Chimp

An expression of the simultaneous pressing of mortality and freedom of immortality, especially when induced by asphyxiation.

"Dude he couldn't stop laughing, she had to pull the bag off his head.
Gomp Chimp."

by JamminSalmon May 02, 2021

Chimp Fist

Fisting a person with a Prolapsed Anus

Hey Mac, did you Chimp Fist Jan’s daughter?

by Freetheturtle April 17, 2021

Chocolate Chimp

Originated from a menu item that was a chocolate and banana smoothie, but has now evolved into a term used to insult a person with color.

I would like to order a Chocolate Chimp, but hang the chimp, please.

by Vermilionsbv April 14, 2022

Buffing the chimp

The art of male masturbation once you mature enough to realize its cheaper to keep her and you resort to a regular schedule of buffing the chimp instead of chasing strange tail .

Lou took a half a day again today, I bet he's home buffing the chimp.

by Slump Daddy January 24, 2014

chimp chaser

White women that go for the black man

My cousin denise is a chimp chaser

by darth veiner January 12, 2015

scuffing the chimp

a term for male masturbation

"Not answering the phone...he must be scuffing the chimp"

by snoutliketrout January 06, 2010

chimp skin

a racist term to define a black person or their skin

look at that chimp skin over there
that chimp skinned nigger tried to steal my chicken

by nick-cares May 20, 2022