Definitely not a smoking brisket served up with a dose of chilli sauce, smoke and mirrors.
Simon’s chilli con carne was an ineligible entry into the chilli competition. His dishonestly was a stain on the integrity of chilli cooks across the globe.
not to be confused with chilli dog, chilli dawg is when u put lao gan ma (spice brand) on ur homie - not to be confused with chilli damn dawg where u put lao gan ma on ur homie dick
Unlike the chilli dog surprise, this one occurs when you're hot doggin' your partner ( fucking their ass cheeks pressed together) and the shit and your spread it like chilli on a hot dog between buns.
Note: It is considered rune for your partner to not have at one taste of the dog.