Chettle

The crumbes that you can find between the keys of your keyboard.

I found so much chettle in my keyboard today, I could make lunch!

by EchoXero October 4, 2007

chaftle

The rash around a porn stars arse after a good hard days work taking a 10 inch cock in her arse with a smile on her face and jizz in her eyes.

i bet that bird has chaftle by the end of the day.

by dane hirst September 11, 2006

Cattle grinder

A party or gathering, so packed with people that if a riot was to start, the resulting chaos would end up mashing EVERYBODY into a pulp.

Yo, i went to a sick as party last night, it was a feckin cattle grinder tho!

by Bernard p January 2, 2009

Chatile

That funny little grin or smile that people get on their face when they are waiting for someone to reply to their instant message during a chat or text session.

Check out Jonathan -he must be having a really interesting conversation according to that chatile.

by Amanda Maillet January 20, 2009

Chatterboms

Chemically altered state of mind which keeps you wondering exactly what you doing?

I super chatterboms, what were we talking about?

by samballs November 14, 2012

Crattle

New Zealand idiomatic word for spherical and/or dried lumps of animal faeces, typically those left by a sheep or rabbit but may also refer to excrement of larger animals once it has dried and begun to disintegrate

"You can tell we're in rabbit country because of all the crattles; you can see that they're smaller and more numerous than those left by a sheep."

by SteepUD October 18, 2013

chatterblabs

noun, plural: a collection of blabbermouths who gab incessantly about meaningless topics for excessive amounts of time.

singular: "chatterblab"

"How was the party last night?"
"You didn't miss a thing, just a bunch of chatterblabs."

"Seen my twitter feed lately?"
"Can't keep up, you're such a chatterblab!"

by tootsaliscious December 9, 2013