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drowsy chaperone

drou-zee shap-uh-rohn

-noun

The act of falling asleep during, or immediately following, masturbation, leaving one's genitalia fully exposed.
1. I must have been more drunk than I thought last night, because I totally pulled a drowsy chaperone.

2. I walked in on my roommate's drowsy chaperone this morning. It was disgusting.
by fancygriddles June 18, 2011
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Chaperone

any adult present in order to maintain order or propriety at an activity of young people, as at a school dance.
the DJ's playing my favorite song ain't no chaperone's this could be the night of your dream.
...No adults to keep an eye on us...
by nina bieber April 13, 2011
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twisted chopper

The best energy drink ever with a shitload of sugar and caffiene.

Only available in Washington, Nevada, North California, and Oregon, but worth looking for.
"Twisted Chopper is the KING of the energy drinks!! Not for your average high school retard who just drinks it to look cool."
by voorheez January 16, 2008
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Clunge Clapper

A clapping sound made from the 'clunge'.

A tribute to the all great Sam Baldock with his underage girlfriend Amber.
by Secret_Admirer_of_Baldy September 8, 2010
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finger chopper

An engagement ring so beautiful, the wearer lives in constant fear that an innovative thief will chop off her finger and the diamond with it.
I love your ring! It's a real finger chopper!
by Spaghetti and Raisinballs March 10, 2015
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Dick Chipper

An individual with braces that does a really bad job at giving head.

May also apply to someone with sharp, snaggled teeth.
I can wait for Sonja to get her braces off. Finally she won’t be a dick chipper. That shit hurts.

My uncle is a dick chipper. His teeth are too sharp.
by Eaton Holgoode December 5, 2017
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