cosmic castaway

Another term for space case.

He's off in his own little world, a cosmic castaway.

by haroldthesage March 16, 2009

Bi-certain

Someone's sexual orientation is without question bisexual.

If you ask me Billy's latest escapade cements that his Bi-certainty .

by ExcessWetness May 30, 2016

cesar zetina

the definition of perfection.

the most amazing person any girl could ever wanna be with. He can make you smile and laugh like no other person ever has. He's a bit weird but thats what makes him unique.

normal person: hugs you
cesar zetina: licks you

by unicooorn bro October 17, 2013

Cesar

Lover of Capri Sun

You’ve drank so many capri suns you’re such a Cesar

by CESAR156 January 28, 2022

castaneda

to be weird yet sexy to the other sex in all ways and to have a large penis or to know how to make any man cum in less than 20 seconds a person that you would consider having sex with but would need a friend to tell you to have sex with the "castaneda"

that guy/chick is so castaneda, would you do him/her?
i kinda want to do that castaneda

by anime 86 June 13, 2008

Cesar Millan

Born in Mexico, Cesar worked on a farm as a boy and wanted to become a dog trainer in America. He illegally immigrated to the US and worked in San Diego in at a small dog grooming shop. He then worked as a limo/vallet service. After everyone saw how good he was with dogs, word of mouth spread and he soon started training dogs/people as he had his own small side business. Jada Pickett Smith was one of his first major clients and offered to help Cesar set up his own business.

Now he is host of the popular "Dog Whisperer" show on National Geographic. He is very good with dogs and constantly tells people to stop treating dogs like humans and be their pack leaders!

Exercise, Disipline, and then Affection - In that order!

Cesar Millan to a typical owner who spoils their pet with effection: "Be the pack leader and give off a assertive dominant energy and your dog will love you. Only give affection if the dog is being calm submissive"

by Doggmaster431 July 17, 2009

Celtae

an amazing hippie chick that is too good for any guy in highschool because none of them have beards and she deserves a manly man with a huge beard. has beautiful light brown curly hair and the prettiest eyes. she wants to live in Ireland and can sing the most amazing celtic songs. anything but your typical highschool girl. much better than all those bitches.
she wins at life.

"I think I'm going to move to Ireland and find a bearded man to marry."
"You sound like a Celtae."

by pearla18 March 12, 2010