Commit Ceiling Fan

An attempt to hang yourself by a Ceiling fan like a dumbass.

My brother tried to Commit Ceiling fan but it broke the fan and he was grounded.

by Daddy Shrimp Dick January 11, 2021

Nailed to the ceiling

When you're both hammered and high at the same time.

There was so much weed and alcohol at that last party, man.
I know, I still feel nailed to the ceiling.

by Cosmotic March 19, 2008

Ceiling Gazer

People that stare at the ceiling when they talk to you. They look up, look to the side, stare at your forehead, they look everywhere except in your eyes.

As Erin spoke she stared at the ceiling, my forehead, even my ear. She never makes eye contact because she is a ceiling gazer.

by Kells804 December 8, 2009

ceiling

What your wife is contemplating changing the color of while you have sex with her.

Becky considered 7 possible color changes to the ceiling during the 42 seconds that her husband spent "making love" to her.

by I'm French. Why do you think I have this crazy a October 6, 2003

ceiling

look up

look up and you'll see the ceiling

by Dubiks January 4, 2019

tupperware ceiling

(noun)

the impenetrable layer of ignorance separating men from understanding the problems women face - common in American households

Kelly tried explaining her opinion, but no man's empathy can crack the tupperware ceiling.

by Read1984 September 6, 2012

the ceiling fan

When someone happens to be reading playboy or other pornographic magazines while a ceiling fan is 2 or less inches above there crotch. If they get erect there penis will be chopped off, this does not work if you have a minge or erectile dysfunction.

guy 1. GET ME TO THE HOSPITAL, NOW!
guy 2. WHY?
guy 1. I JUST GOT THE CEILING FAN!

by superkoopa707 November 13, 2011