old lady owning one or more cats, often recognized by psychiatry as having obsessive compulsiveness attatched to hording. most if not all close relationships are gone. mostly due to deaths. the cats replace humans as relatives and bonds are sollidified. atladies often found deceased with cats feeding on their remains due to not being fead by anyone.
by eripaco October 27, 2011
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by #saynotodreads September 8, 2019
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Friend 1- Where’s Caitlan?
Friend 2- I don’t know, probably having sex with a J or A, she’s a kinky girl after all!
Friend 2- I don’t know, probably having sex with a J or A, she’s a kinky girl after all!
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A loving individual with a kind heart. Who gives to the ones that really need it. Trust me she gives it up quick!
by ? April 9, 2003
Get the Callan mug.This is the sensation of wanting to be a cat with current intellegence and to have an attractive female owner that you will be able to masturbate over (especially when naked after showers) as she won't suspect the cat of doing such a thing. This is most commonly found in males as opposed to females.
Gosh JR stop wanting to be a catwank!
"look at the cat stroking itself"
"That's not a cat that's a catwank!"
"look at the cat stroking itself"
"That's not a cat that's a catwank!"
by Yeebles March 14, 2007
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