An unexplainable phenomenon. Stoned people seem to be able to call forth ninja reflexes to perform miraculous feats such as moving from being stuck on the couch to saving a bong from teetering off of a table. Many a stoner has been known to be able to snatch a lighter tossed to them from mid-air.
"Dude, we were moving the coffee table and forgot about the huge drink on it that we would have spilled everywhere if she hadn't leapt off the couch and saved it with her stoner catch."
by kaliskaphoenix September 12, 2011
Get the Stoner Catch mug.1. An athlete who simply cannot catch the ball
2. A fisherman who has suffered through a rough day on the seas with nothing to show for his effort.
3. A guy who has absolutely no chance of succeeding in landing a girl when he hits the club at night.
2. A fisherman who has suffered through a rough day on the seas with nothing to show for his effort.
3. A guy who has absolutely no chance of succeeding in landing a girl when he hits the club at night.
1. Dwayne tracked the ball well enough, but since he couldn't catch shit in a diaper, he dropped the ball.
2. James couldn't catch shit in a diaper, and now his family has nothing to eat tonight.
3. Pat weighs in at about 350 pounds, so he couldn't catch shit in a diaper at the 9:30 Club.
2. James couldn't catch shit in a diaper, and now his family has nothing to eat tonight.
3. Pat weighs in at about 350 pounds, so he couldn't catch shit in a diaper at the 9:30 Club.
by Joe Sam December 15, 2015
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A metaphor in political prose for the lowest possible and least-regarded elected office or politician thereof.
Johnnie Smith's platform is so insane and out-of-touch that he couldn't get himself elected to dog catcher of Maysville, much less to Congress.
by Allen Boyer December 31, 2007
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"I was catchin' tags and this crazy guy chased me down the block."
"I was catchin' tags and this crazy guy chased me down the block."
by Rusto April 3, 2004
Get the catching tags mug.That sick fuck Patrick is bug catching. He hired the dirtiest prostitutes to sleep with in order to rack up the sickest collection of STI's.
by PantherGus August 24, 2016
Get the bug catching mug.A catchy jingle is a short song in an advertisement that will help the consumer to remember the name of a company, web address, phone number or any other information. Companies who are currently using them include Stanly Steamer, 1-800-Mattres, freecreditreport.com...
In advertising propaganda, this falls under "repetitive advertising", because after the consumer hears it a few times, they generally memorize it.
In advertising propaganda, this falls under "repetitive advertising", because after the consumer hears it a few times, they generally memorize it.
If you want a truly free credit report, you’ll have to remember–on your own and without a catchy jingles–to go to AnnualCreditReport.com
by glorymania March 12, 2009
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