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Case Western Reserve University 

A university in Cleveland, Ohio that focuses on engineering and sciences. It does offer a top notch education, but it is not worth it once you consider the following:

-90% of the girls are either really ugly, really plain looking, or both. The other decent looking 10% are pretty much reserved for the football players. Sorry. If you want a love life at case, youre going to have to find someone outside of case.

-Most people at case are so dull. They're too caught up in studying, playing guitar hero, frat business, online games, anime, and some random organizations that they have no interest in but simply want to include in their resume. Some of them are immature, arrogant and insecure assholes (see example). People here simply aren't chill, and they act like they're still in high school.

-Don't expect to party too hard at case. Frats rarely have parties with alcohol (or hot girls). Case students either don't drink or they are alarmingly inexperienced drinkers who get belligerently wasted off one beer and brag about the stupid shit they do at the time.

-The workload at case is ridiculous. It's extremely easy to fall behind in any of the classes, and you get fucked. Exams tend to pile up all in the same week. Basically, you study your ass off just to get a C or D on most of the exams. This usually equates to a passing grade due to generous curves, but you don't end up learning anything this way. The worst part is imagining showing someone your resume. As much as you would like your employer or the admissions office at a transfer college to appreciate the Ivy-league workload you survived through, chances are they simply haven't heard of the place.

-Like I said, Case Western Reserve University is conveniently located in CLEVELAND, OHIO. As in, the land of eternal winters, construction, potholes, poverty, crime, and absolutely nothing to do. I don't understand why people always respond "-but there's the rock and roll hall of fame!" yes! so? It might be interesting the first time, but it's basically a museum.

Don't end up like me kids. Don't go to Case.
In my freshman year at Case Western Reserve University, my bike and car got stolen, the only parties I went to were by CIA, and everybody in my building decided to talk the biggest shit about me for absolutely no reason, all while talking shit about each other. The only thing keeping me sane so far was an amazing girl I found at nearby Hiram college.

case of whoop ass 

When one can just won't do, open an entire 24 can case of whoop ass, and let the ass kickin' begin.
1. Did you see that case of whoop ass Ben opened on Jerry? I thought the morgue would be Jerry's next stop!

2. Don't make me open a can of whoop ass on you!

Go ahead, I got a whole case of whoop ass just setting here, and it has easy open lids!
case of whoop ass by Cosmic Prune November 1, 2010

case-ora-blunt 

this word is used to describe what you must bring to a party.
friend1: hey, have you heard about austins party?

friend2: naw

friend1: well you should come, but dont step foot in the door without a case-ora-blunt
case-ora-blunt by Max Mane October 4, 2008
A person whose pornographical preferences require the use of Rule 34 on more than normal occasion. This condition is incurable, and can only be treated with obscure porn.
"Boss/Kouji? What is that pairing? No, it must be....Case 34."
Case 34 by Videodrome August 9, 2009

Case of the Flights

A. The feeling of wanting to go anywhere other than where you are, or do something crazy and compulsive

B. The feeling you get when you're driving your car and you feel like you won't be able to stop, you'll just keep driving forever
Sally bought a ticket to Sacramento the other day. She said she wanted to start over, but I think its just a bad case of the flights.

Case Catcher 

Someone that's not afraid of the law, therefore will kick ass&& take names without the slightest disregaurd of where they are, feelings ,orr law enforcement.98% of the time the person will be arrested, then subpoenaed&& issued a court date(court case) for whatever they did, most likely; domestic violence, battery orr assault.
girl One: chile you kno they served me papers today.

girl Two:again?? it must be from when you beat girl three's ass

girl One:you kno it is, chile im just your average case catcher
Case Catcher by BadNewzParish March 5, 2010