Carson

Carson's annoying as fuck. Carson will spend the majority of your time with him talking endlessly about himself & his problems, leaving others like: "Damn nigga, get off your own nuts."

Carson is a douchebag.

#narcissist

Literally everyone, whenever Carson is around: 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

by LowL33s@h February 17, 2017

Carson

When a Man acts so feminine he reminds you of Carson Kressley from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.

Guy1 to Guy2 "I just want to spend some time with just the two of us, without anyone else hanging out."
Guy2 to Guy1" Do you think you can be anymore gay, Carson?"

by Patrick B May 12, 2006

Carson

Affraid of small Jessicas.

Billy is totally a Carson.

by naughtyroxy October 12, 2008

Carson

gross little kid who will be bald before he is 21.
Also looks like he's about to go on a golf trip with the bois.

Why is the child Carson balding?

idk. but at least he's ready to golf.

by ayayayayayayya.11 April 13, 2018

Carson

Someone who is in love with their sister and thinks their thicc.

Don't be a Carson

by BruhCheese May 08, 2019

Carson

A loner
Dm if single

His name is Carson but you can call him....
Anytime

Who is that??? Oh never mind it’s just Carson

by The loner: single March 22, 2018

Carson

A bitch Ass mf who is ugly and cries all the time

Everyone: Carson is such a bitch
Carson: yeah
Everyone: Shut the fuck up no one asked you

by CJP503 April 29, 2022