Cupid's Cupcake

A sexual practice wherein the vagina-bearing partner adorns said orifice with buttercream frosting and heart-shaped sprinkles.

Friend 1: "Dude a pearl-necklace?! My girl topped that when she gave me a Cupid's Cupcake for Valentine's Day!"

Friend 2: "Brooo, she let you lap at that frosted tunnel of love? Was it homemade?"

Friend 1: "No store-bought but in a pinch it works"

by Ronsworth January 28, 2021

Cupcakes

A fan fiction story featuring the My Little Ponies: Friendship Is Magic ponies written by Sergeant Sprinkles. I thought it was kinda funny but most people think it's fucked up.

The Cupcakes story is on Google Documents if anyone wants to read it.

by YesterdayISawABabyPig July 18, 2011

Cupcake

Someone who is very loving and has a sweet personality. A person who is good to be around and brings good vibes never bad!!!!

"Shes so lovely she reminds me of cupcakes!!!"

by Super duper cake lover July 19, 2018

College cupcake

An overentitled college student that needs a safe space because of a mouse fart. These creatures tend to move to their parents basement after receiving a $60,000 education and being indoctrinated with liberal ideologies . They will end up on welfare after they use up everyone else's money and then whine about being mistreated because they didn't get everything given to them without working for it.

The college cupcake protested the protesting protester.

by Turd_Furgason November 23, 2016

georgetown cupcake

The act of eating the ass of an aristocratic college girl who attends a prestigious private or Ivy League university.

Dude, the other night Schafer totally gave that J. Crew cashier a georgetown cupcake.

by maxcro July 5, 2016

Smelled the Cupcake

1. v. when an individual is preforming fellatio on a man and in withdrawing slightly, unintentionally lets the penis flick out and in continuing the rhythmical sucking receives an jab from the penis head to the nostrils at which point the party receiving the fellatio ejaculates all up in to the other's nasal passages. This can also be done by simply ramming one's penis into the other's nose with one's hand and blowing one's load simultaneously. Derived from instances when someone is eating a cupcake and another says "that cupcake smells excellent" and when the person goes to smell the other hits their hand covering their nose in frosting.

2. Can also be used to describe a fuck up. Used similarly to "screwed the pooch"

You really smelled the cupcake on that one

by The Frenchman64 March 2, 2011

Cupcake

A pet name a guy tells his girlfriend to make her feel special.

Chad: Damn Cupcake your so fine!!!
Kiersten : Oh Chad "I WANT TO FUCK YOU NOW"!
Chad : Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!
Kiersten : Uhh! Uhh! Uhh! Uhh! Uhh! Uhh!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : YUMMY!!!

by SlopNChop December 12, 2016