While having sex with a girl, grab a rolling pin or other large shaped object and ream her twat. once you pull the object out and her gash is gaping, yell into her twat lips "Hello" and wait for the echo.
by DRJ12341234 October 13, 2011
by me April 20, 2005
NOUN. 1)A virgina, pussy, cunt, gash, that has had years of pounding, and has developed quite a canyon!! The "lips" classify as the Ham. 2) A stage that the virgina has reached in its life. Next Stage would be the FULL OUT "MEAT CURTAINS" (See Deli-meats). "Roast Beef Sandwich no bread!! 3) A dirty whore, that has fucked a lot of big cocks and foreign objects
When in such condition, usually the term "Ham Canyon" will get longer (lips) by the fuck!!
When in such condition, usually the term "Ham Canyon" will get longer (lips) by the fuck!!
If it wasn't for that chicks monsterous "Ham Canyon", we would or never gotten the shot of her "Moose-Knuckle" (I.E. Camel Toe) also (See Monster Hanging Lippage)
by Drew-Bomb October 13, 2005
by the real da9runner January 15, 2012
Another term for the anal passage. A frequent user of the chutney canyon may be known as a chutney churner.
by Josh MJ September 25, 2006
by DirtyPablo March 14, 2021
A term for the hippie folk of the unincorporated community of Canyon, CA. Critters are known for their love of growing weed, driving around in huge trucks, shooting out signs along the road, and drinking and driving late in the night. Critters are distrustful of outsiders, and have been known to harass or even attack outsiders, aka people from Moraga, Oakland, or Hayward. Canyon Critters are mostly harmless, however, and enjoy smoking copious amounts of homegrown marijuana with their eleven dogs.
"Last night some faggot in a truck tried to make me and my friends pick up trash when we were smoking in Canyon" -person one
"Goddamn Canyon Critters" -Person two
"Goddamn Canyon Critters" -Person two
by benisinbagina June 30, 2013