Candy Cane

It is a double anal penetration with the two penises wrapped around each other, like the stripes on a candy cane. There are two types of candy caning: natural candy-caning and unnatural candy canding. Natural occurs when you double-penetrate her ass, and if her ass is tight enough, spinning her around naturally forms the candy cane. Unnatural candy caning occurs when you actually have to physically intertwine the penises.

Wow! We really gave that bitch a candy caning. Would you like to get candy caned?

by Drunken Disorderly Dave October 25, 2011

Candy Cane

When a male slaps his erect penis on the face of a sleeping male friend. He will often shout, "Candy cane, bitch!" to wake up the victim.

Frank was so pissed when George candy caned him with his morning wood.

by Stankie Steve April 11, 2011

The Candy Cane

Having sex with a woman on her period and ejaculating inside of her. When you remove your penis from her, you have the red and white appearance of a candy cane.

Johnny came in Susie's vagina while she was on her period. Susie commented on the candy cane appearance of his penis after he removed it from her.

by The Pollinator May 12, 2008

candy cane

When you splooge on a chicks face, then punch her in the fuckin nose so it bleeds.

I candy caned that bitch!

by Pappy July 13, 2004

ickabod cane

An engorged penis.

He stuck his throbbing ickabod cane into her warm, cavernous meatsock.

by ickabodCANE February 26, 2004

Candy Cane

A slang term to represent a young girl, usually under the age of twenty, but most commonly under the age of eighteen.

Term originated from the idea that not many mature females eat candy canes compared to the younger generations.

He’s such a candy cane seeking motherfucker!

Yo, that girl is a candy cane. I don’t fuck with that.

He was hitting on candy canes all night.

She a candy cane.

by Reclick May 19, 2018

Cane and Mabel

A constantly and violently arguing couple often
on the verge of, or actually trying to kill each other.

There have been blood-curdling screams coming from next door all week. The cops just gave up on those Cane and Mabel crazies. It won't end til one is dead.

by badwsky February 10, 2010