Canadian Tacklebox

While one pleasures a partner with a hockey puck, just prior to orgasm, one slaps the receiver in the face with a large predatory game fish coated in maple syrup. Afterwards it is generally customary to split a molson as a sign of good faith.

Why do you have a salmon behind your nightstand? For a good ole canadian tacklebox doncha know?"

by CptBigSack October 1, 2015

canadian aftershave

The odor left on ones face after having a putrid smelling hockey glove pressed into it.

That hoser took some whacks at our goalie after the whistle so I had to give him a dose of the Canadian Aftershave, eh?

by DJ Hotpocket May 23, 2016

Canadian pecker

When one slams their nose into the arse hole of another in a quick repetitive motion whilst in the snow or other frigid environment.

I gave Betty the Canadian pecker in the parking lot of Tim Hortons last night.

by RockSpringfield January 11, 2017

Canadian Pretzel

When you eat a girl out who is bent in the shape of a pretzel with a side of poutine in her.

Me and my gf are going to have a Canadian Pretzel tonight.

by BUCK-UwU December 23, 2018

Canadian Truffle Butter

When you pour syrup down someone's anal cavity then proceed to motorboat their cheeks

I heard that Savy liked to perform the Canadian Truffle Butter on Audrey.

by Sugar_Sugar_Sugar February 23, 2019

canadian single player

when a man masturbates with a condom on

lol just did a canadian single player it was pretty cool

by dirtydanshow May 7, 2019

Canadian geese

Canadian anger vessels

You know why Canadians are never mad, Canadian Geese

by Bowsercrusher19 June 21, 2019