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Steven Colbert

The process in which you waterboard Steven Colbert and rub hot oil all over his body in his suspenders.
by The Real Colbert Report February 4, 2010
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Calberg

One of the few intelligent and cool chatters still conversing online. His words age like fine wine.
Wow I had a great time chatting with Calberg.
by EyeSawEwe September 10, 2022
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The Stephen Colbert

Just like shotgun in a car only it is the middle seat in the middle row in an SUV, the middle seat in the back row in a two row car, and in a two seat car it is the trunk.
"I call shotgun." " Oh yeah well I call The Stephen Colbert.
by mryeti1295 August 14, 2010
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colbertmaniacs

People that immediately follow the orders of any tv personality. Usually manifested through posting on a temporarily popular website.
Did you see all the posts for Canada's history there were last night?
Yeah, I had no idea there were so many pathetic colbertmaniacs out there.
by veryjaded February 5, 2010
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The Colbert Report

The Colbert report is a "fake news show" like the Daily Show, starring Stephen Colbert. It airs at 11:30PM/ET on Comedy Central. Colbert plays the role of a Conservative media pundit.
by Micste December 14, 2008
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colbertocracy

a nation containing stupid, befuddled people who elected Comedy Central's Stephen Colbert for president
Chuck Norris: It sure sucks livin' in a Colbertocracy...
Toby Keith: Heh...
by Erm........................ January 16, 2008
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Calvert

A name for a male. Possibly comes from latin "Calvus" meaning bald... Maybe. Not all Calverts are bald though. It's just a nickname. Like Cicero means "chickpea" cause someone had a really huge nosewart, so they called him chickpea, and the name just kind of got passed down. Having the name Calvert really demonstrates nothing at all about ones personality. Calverts can be both scum of the earth, or pretty cool guys. Also, its not always a black person name. White people can be named Calvert too
Person 1: Hey, whats that kids name?
Person 2: Calvert.
Person 1: Oh, I wonder if that name comes from the latin root "Calvus?" He seems like he has a full head of hair though, so it must be a nickname passed down from a bald ancestor. Other than that, I can infer nothing about his personality, economic status, or any other personality traits.
Person 3: Calvert is a name which spans all races!
by bkscrandom October 28, 2012
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