Caden

A pussy ass bitch who spends all his time playing fortnite with his piece of shit friends

“Have you seen Caden?”
“No, he’s playing fortnite”

by Caden the lil bitch November 11, 2019

Caden

This person is very sensitive, and subject to bullying. They’re not openly gay, but everyone knows it. They won’t admit it, but they often like their best friend.

“Caden is so gay”

by Blue Apron February 7, 2020

Caden

A small gay child that has had a 500 IQ since he came into this world. He is believed to be the first person who has never lost his virginity in his whole life. He also invested all of his money to buy a pure gold calculator. His lenses of his glasses are bigger than his small dick. He calculated the volume of the entire grand canyon in 1 minute. His nickname will forever be NERD.

Oh wow look at that gay nerd kid with a tiny dick I think his name is caden

by Autist2 October 31, 2018

Caden

A motherfuckin scaredy cat

Omg heather your such a Caden since you won’t rock climb

by Oooooooooop November 5, 2019

Caden

Caden is the last of the ancient species"homo Pripanians" it is tempted by the slightest scent of bananas and can detect suitable mates mostly from the African reigion

Caden: eat balls
You: gay baboon angry

by X2rs September 5, 2021

Caden

A complete waste of time. He will be jealous of anyone he sees. If you are dating him then he will harm anyone who even looks at you. Whether they are your friends or not.

“I saw Caden hit the kid Jeff!”
“Yeah I know right!”

by Gabs😾 May 1, 2019

Caden

SHE is amazing, SHE is energetic, SHE has a little anxiety, and SHE IS FEMALE!

The C at the beginning of the name makes it appear much more feminine than the spelling “Kaden”. Her name is often misspelled or mispronunced.

Omg Caden is SO FUNNY she’s the best friend ever and yes she miggt kill you in your sleep if you disagree with her.

by Rainbowpup77 November 1, 2019