by Bluntcut May 3, 2018
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by nuthomo October 29, 2018
Get the Caden mug.A small gay child that has had a 500 IQ since he came into this world. He is believed to be the first person who has never lost his virginity in his whole life. He also invested all of his money to buy a pure gold calculator. His lenses of his glasses are bigger than his small dick. He calculated the volume of the entire grand canyon in 1 minute. His nickname will forever be NERD.
by Autist2 October 31, 2018
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HE IS A FRICKIN BITCH! But he can be nice. And creepy. And he sits at a table with me and all my friends, who happen to be girls, so he seems gay, but he’s not. He only sits there because of his cousin. But a Caden is a mystery. You never know what they might do. If you meet one, KEEP THEM AROUND. Unless you don’t like complete lunatics who threaten to show pretzels up your nose. In that case, stay away from my friend Caden. Otherwise, keep one around.
HE IS A FRICKIN BITCH! But he can be nice. And creepy. And he sits at a table with me and all my friends, who happen to be girls, so he seems gay, but he’s not. He only sits there because of his cousin. But a Caden is a mystery. You never know what they might do. If you meet one, KEEP THEM AROUND. Unless you don’t like complete lunatics who threaten to show pretzels up your nose. In that case, stay away from my friend Caden. Otherwise, keep one around.
Me: Uh, what is Caden doing?
My BFF/Caden’s cousin: I don’t know. Why are you asking me? He’s probably threatening Sophie that he is gonna shove his pretzels up her nose, or worse, her ass.
Me: yeah, probably.
My BFF/Caden’s cousin: I don’t know. Why are you asking me? He’s probably threatening Sophie that he is gonna shove his pretzels up her nose, or worse, her ass.
Me: yeah, probably.
by Mal_Mango February 19, 2019
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Get the Caden mug.A complete waste of time. He will be jealous of anyone he sees. If you are dating him then he will harm anyone who even looks at you. Whether they are your friends or not.
by Gabs😾 May 1, 2019
Get the Caden mug.SHE is amazing, SHE is energetic, SHE has a little anxiety, and SHE IS FEMALE!
The C at the beginning of the name makes it appear much more feminine than the spelling “Kaden”. Her name is often misspelled or mispronunced.
The C at the beginning of the name makes it appear much more feminine than the spelling “Kaden”. Her name is often misspelled or mispronunced.
Omg Caden is SO FUNNY she’s the best friend ever and yes she miggt kill you in your sleep if you disagree with her.
by Rainbowpup77 November 1, 2019
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