Caden

Thinks Conner is a piece of shit but he gives him cereal so

"Caden is the next ricegum but not really"

"Shut up Shelly"

by Bluntcut May 3, 2018

Caden

A terrible human being

Caden: I like ____
Sane Human beings: No, you suck

by A terrible human being November 5, 2019

Caden

A kind and sexy friend. He is awkward, but is popular in his group. Not the most athletic, but has a giant brain.

If you have a Caden as your friend, you are the luckiest person on Earth.

He is attractive and likes kind and beautiful people.

Wow. I think Caden likes you.

by Chillvestre May 15, 2019

Caden

A small gay child that has had a 500 IQ since he came into this world. He is believed to be the first person who has never lost his virginity in his whole life. He also invested all of his money to buy a pure gold calculator. His lenses of his glasses are bigger than his small dick. He calculated the volume of the entire grand canyon in 1 minute. His nickname will forever be NERD.

Oh wow look at that gay nerd kid with a tiny dick I think his name is caden

by Autist2 October 31, 2018

Caden

Caden is the last of the ancient species"homo Pripanians" it is tempted by the slightest scent of bananas and can detect suitable mates mostly from the African reigion

Caden: eat balls
You: gay baboon angry

by X2rs September 5, 2021

Caden

SHE is amazing, SHE is energetic, SHE has a little anxiety, and SHE IS FEMALE!

The C at the beginning of the name makes it appear much more feminine than the spelling “Kaden”. Her name is often misspelled or mispronunced.

Omg Caden is SO FUNNY she’s the best friend ever and yes she miggt kill you in your sleep if you disagree with her.

by Rainbowpup77 November 1, 2019

Caden

A complete waste of time. He will be jealous of anyone he sees. If you are dating him then he will harm anyone who even looks at you. Whether they are your friends or not.

“I saw Caden hit the kid Jeff!”
“Yeah I know right!”

by Gabs😾 May 1, 2019