candle shopping

When a female goes out with the intention of scoring some sausage/cock/penis.

Ugly/Boring Male: Hey Lisa would you like to go to the Olive Garden with me this evening?

Female: I would really enjoy that, but I am going candle shopping this evening.

by David KBear November 17, 2010

coddlesip

Sucking someone's penis while they are cumming

I coddlesiped my lover.

by Elikool1234567890 November 25, 2016

homie cuddle

cuddling but homies

“hey man you tryna come over and homie cuddle?

“what’s that bro”

“just cuddling, but homies”

by elloitsella December 18, 2019

ham candle

the male genetalia,commonly referred to as penis,shlong,dick,wang,johnson,pork sword,prick,bologna pony,cock,boner,woody,uncle dillie,banana stick,cucumber lumber

My wife once said to me,Stewart put that 12 inch ham candle in my wet gaping vagina.

by zach decof September 9, 2007

Cunt candle

A person of outstanding idiocy or twatdom, one who stands out from all others as a shining example of what not to be like.

The Right Honourable Bishop of Carlisle, Mark Thatcher (son of, and equally compelling candidate for this category, Margaret Thatcher), and Malcolm Horner (housemate and butt of many of my jokes, hohoho)
"I watched Match of the Day last night"
"Oh yeah?"
"Fuck a duck that Lawrenson is a right cunt candle!"
HRH Elizabeth II to Phillip Duke of Edinburgh

by Peter Cunningham May 18, 2008

mad caddies

Bad asssss ska band WICKED

mad cadies played astoria and they rawked

by El_hef October 23, 2003

cuddle buddy

(n) a friend with whom one has a mutual understanding that sometimes there's an inate need to cuddle and be physically close to someone, and in the absence of a relationship, he/she can depend on the other person to provide that physical closeness in a safe, friendly environment with no reasonable expectation of complications, drama or progression of the friendship to "something more"

A: I can't believer you stayed the night at Mark's! Are you dating?

B: Pfff. No. He's just my cuddle buddy.

by XandrdC February 12, 2009